Plumbing Humor Fan Gifts

'The drain snake didn't help, so I've called in a group of clog dancers.'

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Fly fishing.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"Harpy Hour."

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'When did you swallow the coin?'

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'Don't go near the sludge!'

I hate it when they start without us.

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

Hand takes a shower,

No glasses to be taken outside.

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

Hot Water from the bath.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'