Plumbing Humor Fan Gifts

'The drain snake didn't help, so I've called in a group of clog dancers.'

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Fly fishing.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Harpy Hour."

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

Confessional bathroom

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'When did you swallow the coin?'

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Septic Fields Forever.

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

'Don't go near the sludge!'

No glasses to be taken outside.

I hate it when they start without us.

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

Hand takes a shower,

Hot Water from the bath.