Plumbing Comedies Gifts

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Fiction for Plumbers

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

Hot Water from the bath.

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

'Mom!!'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

"Thank goodness you're here! My husband is trying to fix it himself!"

Man using a plunger on his horn.

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

Dog Urinals.

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

Sponsoring a Panda

"I'm recording this so next time I swear, you'll know where I got it from."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

What do you mean "try jiggling the handle"?!

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"