Plumbing Comedies Pillows

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Fiction for Plumbers

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

Hot Water from the bath.

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Mom!!'

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Dog Urinals.

Man using a plunger on his horn.

"Thank goodness you're here! My husband is trying to fix it himself!"

Sponsoring a Panda

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

"I'm recording this so next time I swear, you'll know where I got it from."

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

'Doctors don't make house calls johnny...but plumbers make house calls.'