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'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Caveman bathroom

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'When did you swallow the coin?'

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."