Literary Plumber Gifts

Searching for a creative gift for a literary plumber? Discover our collection of fun and witty products that blend plumbing expertise with a passion for literature. Perfect for those who fix leaks and read stories in their downtime, our clever designs are sure to make them smile.

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Fiction for Plumbers

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Domestic Superheroes!!

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'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?' mockup

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?' mockup

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?' mockup

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

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'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.' mockup

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

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Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project. mockup

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

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A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment. mockup

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

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Schubert's Unfinished Basement

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"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing." mockup

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

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The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month. mockup

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here." mockup

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

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'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

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Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone! mockup

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

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'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.' mockup

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

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"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber." mockup

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

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Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

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School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . . mockup

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

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Leak in the fish tank.

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'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

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"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing." mockup

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

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'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?' mockup

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

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"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

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Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall. mockup

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

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"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial." mockup

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

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"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it." mockup

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

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'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...' mockup

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

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"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?" mockup

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

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'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!'' mockup

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

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Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet. mockup

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

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'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

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' ... and this is the half bath.' mockup

' ... and this is the half bath.'

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'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom' mockup

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

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Literary Plumber Gifts Collection

Literary Plumber Mugs

Looking for a fun gift? Browse our mugs collection for clever designs that celebrate the literary plumber’s unique charm and wit.

Literary Plumber Pillows

Relax with our decorative pillows featuring witty and literary-inspired designs, perfect for a literary plumber’s cozy space.

Literary Plumber Prints

Elevate their decor with our artistic prints that beautifully blend literary themes with plumbing humor, making a memorable gift.

Literary Plumber T-Shirts

Shop our t-shirts for humorous and creative apparel that showcases the literary plumber’s dual passions for pipes and prose.