Bathroom Cleaner Gifts

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe