Public Restroom Cleaner Gifts

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Hospital Cleaning.

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"My Dad has just come out of hospital."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Ward Cleaning.

Thank you healthcare heroes

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."

Closed for cleaning.

Push button for loud noise...

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

Men on modernised moon

Express line 15 seconds or less.

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

'Where's the loo please?'

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

NHS manager as cuckoo chick.

'You're the new cleaner, aren't you?.'

United FC - Miss Bradshaw, you've been transferred to Brummagem Rovers for two typists and an office cleaner.

Office Cleaner.

Garbage dumped in the streets

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

Drying your hands on trousers.

'You must be our new Office Impurity Relocation Operative.'