Public Restroom Manager Gifts

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"This stool shall pass."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

You have had enough

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Happy Hour 8-10 p.m., except Tuesday, which is despair night.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

Man about to empty his tray into a bin labelled: 'Feedback'.

Closed for cleaning.

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Hell's Restrooms.

'Where's the loo please?'

Express line 15 seconds or less.

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

'Joe's tired of breaking up fist fights.'

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

Drying your hands on trousers.

What really goes on in the bathroom.

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

Good - Evil.

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30