Restroom Attendant Gifts

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Undergarments drying on washing line propped up with lance.

'Medium well, please.'

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Gents

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

"Did you remember to tip the doorman?"

Key in PIN No.

Hell's Restrooms.

Slush Plan.

Hand Drier

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.

What really goes on in the bathroom.

Kenwood Park

Car Wash.

Good - Evil.

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"And once again, our employee of the month is..."