Pool Cleaner Gifts

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'

Ace Pool Cleaners.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Can you check the filter? I think it's clogged with dog hair."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Y'know you could clean out the pool once in a while.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"OMG! Helen...Not the pool cleaner!?"

"Yeah, we've found water, but it's full of chemicals..."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Cruise.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The pH level seems a little off."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Swimming Champion.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Clearing up medals.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.