Beach Cleaner Gifts

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Sand Snowmen

Fishing for Litter

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Surfing alien.

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

Desert Island Raking

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Neptune's Weekend

Trucker's tan.

Rooster practices for sunrise

Parolees of the Caribbean

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

Pesos!

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Any sign of a low tide?'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"