Outdoor Cleaner Gifts

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Painting clouds

Yardless: Please help

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Garden variety allergies."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Beginning Yarder.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Windchimes

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Spiderman car window cleaner

Mower Repair

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"