Outdoor Painter Gifts

Artist paints an artist.

Painting clouds

Landscape artist

Painter drawing bird of prey gets preyed on.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

(Camel paintings)

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I love your work!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Just in time

Landscape Artists

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Hedge Car

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.