Outdoor Painting Gifts

Painting clouds

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"Hopefully there's some consolation knowing that Jum died doing what he loved while managing to complete his final plein air painting."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Relaxing in the Sun

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I love your work!"