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Painting clouds

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

"Hopefully there's some consolation knowing that Jum died doing what he loved while managing to complete his final plein air painting."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Relaxing in the Sun

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

"I love your work!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'