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Artist paints an artist.

Painting clouds

Landscape artist

Painter drawing bird of prey gets preyed on.

(Camel paintings)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Relaxing in the Sun

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I love your work!"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Just in time

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Landscape Artists

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Hedge Car

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Artist in Residence

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

"All right now...hold still."