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"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

A Christmas tree self portrait

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Industrial Beautification van

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Artist Retrospective.

Tiger

Alberto Giacometti.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Eugene Delacroix

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Artist paints an artist.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Artist painting a dancer.