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Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Life is for the birds.

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Who's the new guy?'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Feline Evolution.

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

The first case of resume padding.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

SPOONING CACTI

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

El Greco

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Europa takes a selfie

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Bee Chess

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"