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Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Life is for the birds.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Lord George brings news of the debate

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Who's the new guy?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

SPOONING CACTI

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

El Greco

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Europa takes a selfie

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Bee Chess

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"