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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Industrial Beautification van

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Tiger

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Rhino Art

Shadow Artist

Tree and man

Sheep Knitting.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Success often means distracting the competition.

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.