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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

(Camel paintings)

Painting clouds

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Tiger

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Rhino Art

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Success often means distracting the competition.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.