Nature Painting Enthusiast Gifts

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Romantic Giraffes

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

A Christmas tree self portrait

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Artist Retrospective.

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

Tiger

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Eugene Delacroix

Alberto Giacometti.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Two New Paintbrushes

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

The Worst Date Ever

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Artist painting a dancer.

'You never smile at me like that!'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'