Beach Cleaning Gifts

"Bleedin castaways littering the place with bottles!"

Condom ID Guide.

Mermaid Environmentalist

Rabbit trying to escape a polluted beach.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Sand Snowmen

'Another nice wave.'

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Fishing for Litter

Surfing alien.

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

Desert Island Raking

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Parolees of the Caribbean

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

Pesos!

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

Neptune's Weekend

Trucker's tan.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

'Any sign of a low tide?'

Punch has a smoking break.