Beach Combing Gifts

"I always hoped you'd make more money than me, but I'd hoped you'd give me some of it."

Pesos!

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Desert Island Meals.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Beach con-man.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Thank-you God.'

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Daughters on the beach

Hiding the electronics.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.