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"I always hoped you'd make more money than me, but I'd hoped you'd give me some of it."

Pesos!

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Thank-you God.'

Bad fake tan day.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Hiding the electronics.

Daughters on the beach