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Parolees of the Caribbean

"I need this to get through all the discarded rubbish."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"City kids."

Watchdog on Holiday

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

'Another nice wave.'

"We've got a problem."

Fishing for Litter

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Sunset

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"I spy something blue."

Sunblock

Bucket list for dogs.

Surfing alien.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

When the water's colder than you thought...

Death takes a holiday.

Desert Island Raking

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."