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Neptune's Weekend

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Another nice wave.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Giant sandwich bags.

"Wet wipe?"

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Parolees of the Caribbean

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

"It's a mystery, son. Nobody really knows why they beach themselves."

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

Mermaid Environmentalist

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

'What'd I miss?'

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

Rabbit trying to escape a polluted beach.

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.

Condom ID Guide.

Volunteers cleaning up a toxic masculinity spill

'Oh no, more medical waste, what's this beach coming to!'

"Bleedin castaways littering the place with bottles!"

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

BP oil spill

"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."

"I need this to get through all the discarded rubbish."