Cleanup Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'