Cleanup Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Dogs shaving

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Spring Cleaning

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'