Cleanup Connoisseur Mugs

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Bob’s Museum

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Spring Cleaning

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'