Beach Cleanup Gifts

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

"It's a mystery, son. Nobody really knows why they beach themselves."

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

BP oil spill

Volunteers cleaning up a toxic masculinity spill

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Another nice wave.'

Fishing for Litter

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Surfing alien.

Desert Island Raking

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Neptune's Weekend

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

Pesos!

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Parolees of the Caribbean

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

'Any sign of a low tide?'

Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put thei

Mermaid Environmentalist

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Plastic Pollution

A whale shoots garbage out its blowhole.

Fish Volleyball.

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

Rabbit trying to escape a polluted beach.

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

Condom ID Guide.