Ocean Cleanup Gifts

Plastic Pollution

A whale shoots garbage out its blowhole.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

recycling

Sea Change.

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Fishing for Litter

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

World crisis

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Rescue Guide

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Last Blue Tuna.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

The whale and the plastic bottle.