Clean Beach Advocate Gifts

'Oh no, more medical waste, what's this beach coming to!'

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

recycling

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Pollution Look

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Clean air.

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Medieval Torture

Parolees of the Caribbean

This is the age of the train

Neptune's Weekend

"Cough cough"

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Ham Sanitizer

Saved.

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."