Clean Beach Advocate Gifts

'Oh no, more medical waste, what's this beach coming to!'

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

recycling

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Pollution Look

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Clean air.

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Medieval Torture

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Parolees of the Caribbean

"Cough cough"

Neptune's Weekend

This is the age of the train

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."

Saved.

Ham Sanitizer