Clean River Advocate Gifts

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"It's trickle down."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Rubbish Carousel

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"