Clean River Advocate T-Shirts

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"It's trickle down."

Deforestation.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Rubbish Carousel

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Corporate Recruiters, Inc. makes a HUGE mistake hauling up its drift net in full view of a Greenpeace International office.