River Activist T-Shirts

Polluted river with trolleys and various objects jumping out.

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Insect extinction

Save the unicorn.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Water company bonus.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Climate Change

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"That's an everblue."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."