Beach Cleaner Pillows

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Sand Snowmen

Fishing for Litter

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

Surfing alien.

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

Desert Island Raking

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Trucker's tan.

Pesos!

Rooster practices for sunrise

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Neptune's Weekend

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Parolees of the Caribbean

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'