Pool Care Gifts

"I miss the house. I don't miss shovelling snow, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedge, vacuuming the pool?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'My feet are killing me.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Billy. The Kid.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Biofelineism

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Raw food, after you leave for work.