Pool Care Pillows

"I miss the house. I don't miss shovelling snow, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedge, vacuuming the pool?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Biofelineism

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"