Bathroom Maintenance Gifts

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Man using to much bug spray

Yardless: Please help

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"This stool shall pass."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I had to skip my workout."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Bathroom Fairy

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"The trees are laughing at us."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

The household cavalry

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Timber preservation

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

The Tragedy of Prosperity