Bathroom Maintenance Hero Gifts

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The new global mantra flag for the future

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Cinderella mopping up

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

John Snow

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."