Bathroom Organization Gifts

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"This stool shall pass."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Batman tissue dispenser.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"The blow drier is broken."

WC problem.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Twenty Blades Razor

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Junior's Towel

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"