Bathroom Organization Gifts

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

WC problem.

Twenty Blades Razor

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Junior's Towel

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

Prehistoric Graffito

"Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he's just using it to hang his clothes."

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."