Bathroom Maintenance Pillows

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Yardless: Please help

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Man using to much bug spray

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I had to skip my workout."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Bathroom Fairy

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

The household cavalry

Timber preservation

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"