Bathroom Habits Pillows

"Wouldn't it be great to pee inside..."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"This stool shall pass."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Pat's husband didn't understand the concept of putting the seat down.

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

New Power Shower!

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

Bath with Pair of Stilts

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

Staff pick

"Fred, here's a catalog of bathroom fixtures. You're on page 5."