Bathroom Etiquette Enthusiast Pillows

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Dog Restroom

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Caveman bathroom

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Sudoku toilet paper