Bathroom Habits Mugs

"Wouldn't it be great to pee inside..."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

New Power Shower!

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

Before the invention of toilet paper.

"Fred, here's a catalog of bathroom fixtures. You're on page 5."

Staff pick

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

'Ralph! You're spending WAY too much time in the rest room.'

Bath with Pair of Stilts