Bathroom Etiquette Expert Mugs

All Are Welcome To Use This Restroom - Just Don't Stink The Place Up.

"I need to tinkle."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Dog Restroom

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Caveman bathroom

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour