Gutter Cleaner Pillows

We're with the gutter cleaning service.

Biofelineism

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

Cleaning up space junk.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"Larry does all his own stunts."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Council worker sweeping under car.

The Leaf Blower and the Toupees

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"May I tidy up the infield?"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'