Gutter Guard Pillows

'Jim, it's the doctor. You didn't hear him right! He said you need to improve your bowel movements...not make bowling improvement.'

"He likes it."

'Now that's an afro!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Night-shift entrance

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Dentist Training School.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Bowling ball head.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Contagious Diseases.

Mouse shopping after hours

Bashful Royal Guard

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Dignity and Impudence.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"