Guard Gazer Pillows

Add a touch of personality to their space with a pillow that captures the guard gazer's watchful and creative nature. Cozy, humorous, and personality-packed.

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'Now that's an afro!'

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"Not yet, wait until he faints."

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Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 mockup

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

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"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?" mockup

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth." mockup

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

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An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here' mockup

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

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Horror Stories.

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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Emergency exit into Space

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'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

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'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.' mockup

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

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BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance. mockup

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

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'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,' mockup

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

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The Milky Way (Detail)

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"Did you have a cat?"

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"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!" mockup

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

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"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!" mockup

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

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"That was a rumor day."

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Standings: Milky Way Conference

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"So what do you do for a living?" mockup

"So what do you do for a living?"

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'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.' mockup

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

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You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

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'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!' mockup

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

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"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!" mockup

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

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You are Here

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'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.' mockup

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

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'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'That is some serious alternative energy.' mockup

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

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Modigliani's Giraffe

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'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!' mockup

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

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'Beret Night at the Museum'

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I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side... mockup

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

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Never forget the magic asterisk... mockup

Never forget the magic asterisk...

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'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.' mockup

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

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Guard Gazer Pillows Collection

Guard Gazer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate guard gazers with witty, creative designs—sure to bring a smile every morning.

Guard Gazer Prints

Browse prints that celebrate the guard gazer's watchful eye and creative flair—perfect for inspiring their surroundings.

Guard Gazer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase the guard gazer's vigilant and artistic personality—fun, stylish, and uniquely personal.