Guard Enthusiast Pillows

"Post traumatic stress disorder."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Now that's an afro!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

"He's a guard dog."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Especially modified you say..."

Guide fish.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

What it takes to be a leader.

Gun Ego

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'