Guard Enthusiast Gifts

"Post traumatic stress disorder."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Now that's an afro!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"He's a guard dog."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Guide fish.

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

What it takes to be a leader.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'